Bitches love blogs

Bitches love blogs

Sep 01

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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Sep 01

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

Sep 01
allie-smile:

This is from ages ago but it seriously still sums up 5SOS.

allie-smile:

This is from ages ago but it seriously still sums up 5SOS.

Aug 30

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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Aug 30
Aug 30
sexdotcom:

Smoking Weed Could Save Your Relationship

sexdotcom:

Smoking Weed Could Save Your Relationship

Aug 29

5 seconds of summer Calum Hood Nude Snapchat leaks

theantitwink:

5 seconds of summer Calum Hood Nude Snapchat leaks

See I like it when they just own up to it right off.  No lying, no saying they were hacked, just taking credit for it. Ps, he’s got a nice dick.  I had no idea who these guys were before the VMA’s and honestly haven’t heard one song they’ve done, BUT- they have successfully gotten me to blog them.  Bra-vo.

Check out his bits here

And here he is owning up to it:

Least ya know what it looks like…

View On WordPress

Aug 29
galaxieirwin:

How I respond to the nudes

galaxieirwin:

How I respond to the nudes

Aug 29
pixrcethxveil:

I just choked on my own tongue….

pixrcethxveil:

I just choked on my own tongue….

Aug 22
drwholvr:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.
their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever



pilots (◡‿◡✿) 
girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)
girl pilots killing nazis ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

I’m reblogging this again. Always reblogging. Always

drwholvr:

101st-analborne:

fallbeil:

mugenstyle:

eccecorinna:

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

pilots (◡‿◡✿) 

girl pilots (◕◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

I’m reblogging this again. Always reblogging. Always

Aug 19

someonesupportive:

lourryshots:

harry is literally all about spreading love and kindness I love him so much

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Aug 19
  • Normal people: oh wow she's flexible
  • Cheerleaders: eww wtf get that dorito out of the air
Aug 18

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

Aug 13

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

Aug 13
awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold